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RadAway

R.I.P

These people are never going to get another job in a videogame development company.

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big snake and a big mouthful

DISASTER!

Apparently the world was in a serious deficit of fear for about 3-4 months so the media has generously lent everybody a hand and now finally we have a new imminent disaster waiting on our doorstep! Get your shovels, canned foods and gas masks ready because it's bunker digging time! Today's guest: bird flu ... no anthrax ... no what was it again ...ah SWINE FLU! Apparently it's a new kind of flu that attacks your immune system(!), imagine that. Other typical characteristics include: infects about 100 times fewer people than the regular yearly flu and kills fewer still. But it's almost indistinguishable from a normal trip to Mexico (fever, trouble breathing, vomiting, diarrhea, fatigue) which makes it especially dangerous.

So don't forget to spread the message of FEAR! and when you see a vomiting teenager with a bottle of alcohol be sure to alarm everyone in a 2 mile radius because this time it just might be SWINE FLU! When you see a pig however, shoot it on the spot.

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bible

The extreme

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Beautiful webcomics

Not in any particular order or entirety but here's a list of webcomics that I think should get more praise:

Kukuburi
Sinfest
Atland
Adventurer's life
Copper
Girl Genious
Applegeeks
Armageddon
Cat Legend
Commissioned
Chopping Block
Templar, Arizona
Battlegate
Buckcomic
Stick-Man
Drow Tales
Evil Inc.
Explorers of the Unknown
Galaxion
Paradigm Shift
Redshift
Holiday Blue
Lorestrome
The Veil
Zed

Toys

Graffiti
Hulk Smash!

Whoever dies with the most toys wins!

Keep away from people who try to belittle your ambitions. Small people always do that, but the really great make you feel that you, too, can become great.

Great works are performed, not by strength, but by perseverance.

People who have what they want are very fond of telling people who haven't what they want that they don't want it.

I will not condemn you for what you did yesterday, if you do it right today.

In general, mankind, since the improvement of cookery, eats twice as much as nature requires.

It is impossible to overlook the extent to which civilization is built upon a renunciation of instinct.

If you had to take one of these quotes as the truth in it's purest form and condemn others as false - which one would it be?

Really good stuff

A few days ago I stumbled on this amazing piece. It's a tad old but the topic is ageless. However I found it grossly unrealistic. The ending just isn't supported by reality at all. Also this guy has been a favourite of mine for some time. I tried to persuade him to complete writing the second part of the play but he hasn't gotten to it yet, sadly.

Almost forgot this thing. It's basically an anecdotes collection from 1925. It amazes me how some of these classics have stood the test of time and are still told even today. The world is full of wonders.

Wonders beneath our feet

Well not beneath our feet but miraculous nonetheless. Evolution at it's absolute best.

A chest of treasure

I didn't really find it today, I've been aware of it for years however I would like to proclaim that there's a treasure trove of pearls on the internet and it's called the fox news website. Unfortunately most of it is unlinkable video so you'll have to look around yourself.

About life

Dylan Moran

Closet monsters

Whether it's skeletons or monsters in our closets is only determined by our age. Some people have tried to make them cute ans fuzzy but we know their true purpose: it's to scare the living hell out of us regardless of whether we deny them or not - they're there! Ready to jump out any minute, any second or moment we misstep or steer from our so called 'course'. Watching our every step and lurking just behind us in the shadows. The 'course' hanging over us like an umbrella of rightfulness, a guardian of morality and a protector of what's bloody proper. So burned into our sense of social belonging that we forget to think with our heads and do what's right. Psychiatrists will tell us that our modern necrophobia is only caused by our childhood teratophobia which was caused by ... NO “When you can think of yesterday without regret and tomorrow without fear, you are near contentment.” Are you?

A common wisdom says that a happy person lives without regret and a simple person would think it's true. An optimist says that a smart person learns from the mistakes of others but a realist would argue if it's absolute. A cynic asks: "So what does that make you? A happy hypocrite or a regretful idiot?". A few would comment that this is not a rethorical question.

Alcohol and women!

It all used to be so much clearer in the past.

Threat from the south!

Large number of republicans from the southern states in USA have their voices go unheard. Why is B. Hussein Obama still concentrating on middle-east when it's obvious that Mexico is the real problem!?
In other news: "They tok ur jorbs!" is sweeping the Nation as thousands of Americans are apparently still struggling with getting a clue.

It's morning, a new beginning!

Tim Minchin: "At 11:53 I instigate the day's ablutions in the hope my constitution can be altered by some action on the bowl. But the total non-existence of colonic animation seems to me the perfect metaphor for the utter constipation of my soul."

It's funny how toilet humour can sometimes seem more appropriate than anything else.

It's a wonderful world

Nom-nom-nom... mystery of the belly button fluff solved at last

Finally the everyday bathtub philosopher can move on and start pondering about the smell behind his ears. After all it's not the starving children in Africa but the little things that truly touch our hearts like the fluff in our belly buttons and the ever-prevalent mystery of single socks. But none can blame us after all we must go on with our lives and just can't be bothered.